Unauthorized Talk On Dr. Sanjay Gupta
Saturday, November 29, 2003
I WANT TO BE JUST LIKE YOU DR. GUPTA EVEN IF I'M NOT HUMAN.
posted by LaJuan @ 2:12 PM
THIS IS NOT ATTRACTIVE
THIS IS ATTRACTIVE
NOTE THE DIFFERENCE?
posted by LaJuan @ 2:08 PM
FAIRY KISSES FOR DR. GUPTA
THE GUPTA GIRLS ARE POWERFUL FAIRIES THAT WONDER THE INTERNET POSTING PRETTY PICTURES OF THE DOCTOR THEY ADORE
posted by LaJuan @ 2:06 PM
Friday, November 28, 2003
FUNNY TALK FROM THE GUPTA GIRLS ON GOD GUPTA
1. I would eat my own arm for a chance to be with Dr. Gupta.
2. Would you like me to buy you a giant Blow up Sanjay Doll?
3. I would give up my own ass for Dr. Gupta
4. I think Dr. Gupta is totally claimable. I'd climb over anybody to get to him
5. I was watching Dr. Gupta on CNN today and my nipples got hard.
6. We are going into Gupta God Worship now. Let us pray
7. Now I lay me down to sleep
I pray Gupta Gupta my health to keep
If I dream before I wake
I pray God Gupta my body to take
Amen
8. Dear. Dr. Gupta.... What advice can you give to people who frequently find themselves infatuated with news correspondents? For example, every time I see a certain swarthy medical correspondent on CNN, I suddenly feel lightheaded, my heartbeat speeds up and my eyes glue themselves to the TV screen. Is there a cure for this condition?
9. OH DR. GUPTA I FEEL WEAK. I'VE GOT FEVER. MY BLOOD PRESSURE IS UP. I THINK I HAVE A BRAIN TUMOR. WHAT SHOULD I DO?
10. Paging Dr. Gupta. Dr. Gupta you're needed in bed, I mean room 915"
11. Should we ever get to meet the God Gupta we will bow down over and over while chanting "we are not worthy....we are not worthy"
12. I was watching Jeff (Red Neck) Foxworthy tonight and I have to say I am a big fan of Mr. Foxworthy cause I'm a redneck too but he was talking about a man who told him a story of the time a beaver bit his nipple off and I thought to myself that must hurt like hell to get your nipple bit off by a beaver. Just thought I would share that with you Gupta lov'in Girls so you would stay away from angry beavers and so you won't get your nipples bit off. Now if the beaver looks like Dr. Gupta than by all means let the beaver bite it.
posted by LaJuan @ 11:46 AM
DR GUPTA BRAIN TRANSPLANTS
This just in. Dr. Gupta has successfully perfected brain transplants. This has been a secret he has kept from the general public for a long time. The brilliant young sexy brain surgeon first transplant 2 brains back in the late 90's. When Princess Diana the Princess of Wales and Sarah Ferguson, Duchess Of York became bored with their lives and wanted to add some excitement to it. So young Dr. Gupta transplanted their brains for them. That's when the Sarah Ferguson stopped sleeping with ugly bald guys and lost all that weight.
But more recently he transplanted the brains of his two co-workers Anderson Cooper and Bill Hemmer. Now to the general publics eyes Bill Hemmer has become much more hip and cooler and Anderson Cooper is now very Old fashioned and Catholic. Sources say both of the men are thrilled to death with their new bodies and they enjoy touching themselves. They have both admitted that they have been strongly attracted to each other for a long time and just wasn't willing come out of the closet. Stay tuned for more on this story.
posted by LaJuan @ 9:13 AM
Wednesday, November 26, 2003
HEY DOC WILL DRINK'IN TO MUCH KILL ME?
DR. GUPTA REPLIES: YES AND YOUR BREATH WILL KILL OTHERS!!!
posted by LaJuan @ 6:10 PM
HEY DOC WHAT'S IN THERE?
AM I GONNA DIE?
DR GUPTA REPLIES: YES I'M SORRY, YOU'RE GOING TO DIE. WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE SOMEDAY. JUST MAKE SURE YOU WASH YOUR HANDS FIRST. YOU DON'T WANT TO BE CAUGHT DEAD WITH DIRTY HANDS. GOD WILL NOT LET YOU IN HEAVEN WITH DIRTY HANDS.
posted by LaJuan @ 5:58 PM
THE GUPTA GIRL CHEERLEADERS CHEER
Give me a G
Give me a U
Give me a P
Give me a T
Give me a A
GUPTA GUPTA HE'S ARE MAN
IF HE CAN'T DO IT NOBODY CAN
WE LOVE YOU DR. GUPTA AND IF LOVING YOU IS WRONG WE DON'T WANT TO BE RIGHT.
posted by LaJuan @ 3:03 PM
Tuesday, November 25, 2003
KISS ME
DR. GUPTA WOULD YOU EVER CONSIDER KISSING FISH LIPS?
Look Fish love him too
posted by LaJuan @ 10:32 PM
PLEASE DON'T EAT ME
LOVE BITES
DR. GUPTA
YOU KNOW I BET DR. GUPTA WOULD TASTE PRETTY GOOD.
posted by LaJuan @ 9:01 PM
THIS SITE WAS BROUGHT TO YOU BY WOMEN WHO WOULD LIKE TO EXAMINE DR. GUPTA
posted by LaJuan @ 5:52 PM
Hey Look Dr. Gupta This Turkey Stasha Is In Love With You Too
STASHA, THE POLISH TURKEY
(Tune: Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer)
Stasha, the Polish turkey,
Had a very funny walk,
And if you ever saw it,
It would surely make you squawk.
All of the other turkeys
Used to laugh and call her names;
They never let poor Stasha
Play their little turkey games.
Then one drab Thanksgiving day,
Mama came to say,
"Stasha with your legs so fine,
Won't you grace this table of mine."
Then all the turkeys loved her,
As they shouted out with glee,
"If not for poor old Stasha,
Thanksgiving dinner might be me."
posted by LaJuan @ 5:23 PM
Monday, November 24, 2003
LOVE TALK ON DR. GUPTA
Annie: Oh, my head hurts...."paging Dr. Gupta. Dr. Gupta you're needed in bed, I mean room 915"
Jennifer: Wow--I just saw the People magazine issue. Dr. Gupta is the best. That was the prettiest smile I have ever seen on his face. I can't believe they mentioned the Gupta Girls. Well I want to be a Gupta Girl too. I just want to tell you girls I think that is as cool as cool can get.
She rah: I loved that people magazine issue too. Man Dr. Sanjay where have you been all my life? Where will you be for the rest of my life? Wherever you are I want to be there too.
Kara: Doctor SANJAY Gupta--You have been a inspiration to me and my family. We eat better, we work out more and we take your advice. Thanks for the Knowledge. :)
Sindhu Kumar: When I bought the magazine while shopping with my friend, I kissed his picture, and told her baby girl that i would try to make him an uncle to her. Although my friend said that he may have a girlfriend, i told her that it was also possible for me to meet him and rope him in to be my boyfriend/husband!!! She and I had a belly laugh in Wal-mart.
Sunshine: Is Dr. Gupta not the Hottest thing on the sun. I'm shoot'in out rays of Sunshine just for him. I want to make him a more tan man than he already is.
JOY: IF HE WOULD LIKE SOME JOY TO COME TO HIS WORLD HE CAN COME HANG OUT WITH ME. I WOULD FEEL HIS LIFE WITH HAPPIESS AND LOVE HIM TILL THE CHRISTMAS COWS COME HOME. AMEN SISTER SUNSHINE YOU SING TO ME
Sunshine: Joy you better back off. You'll get him when Pigs fly.
JOY: DR GUPTA IS SO FINE, I LOST MY MIND. WHAT WAS I THINKING? HE'S ALL YOURS SUNSHINE.
Sunshine: I read in Time that Dr. Gupta has bad Cholesterol. Dr. Gupta is the coolest hippest hottest Doc on the block, if he got bad Cholesterol I want it too.
posted by LaJuan @ 9:21 PM