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This is a comic website...not to be taken serious by serious people...if you are a serious person than you might want to leave. This website is to lay some love and pay respects to the one--the most beloved doctor in the world. Dr. Sanjay Gupta
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  • Unauthorized Talk On Dr. Sanjay Gupta

    Saturday, August 06, 2005

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    Sharon: Dr Gupta u r the most wonderful doctor in the world. I just can't believe God let some one as fine as you get put on this earth. You are the shinning star of the medical field and I love you.

    Kara: I love Dr. Gupta so much, well I can't think of anything else to say, and I must control myself.

    Cindi: He is so cute I could die. I would get sick just so I could go to him. AAAAhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

    Ann: Whoa...nice love talk.

    Scarlet Termite: Annibelle is having a "Get to Know Dr. Gupta" special. For only $99.99 plus tax she will give you an nice hole in the head with her trusty pink Black&Decker drill. Your choice of bits. Then, for no extra charge, she will drive you to Dr. Gupta's so he can fix the hole and ask you why the hell you let someone drill a hole in your head!

    Ann: That's right Scarlet Bug Termite...I would do that for any Dr. Gupta lover. I love Dr. Gupta so much.
    If Dr. Gupta was a tree, I would stop all dogs from urinating on him.
    If Dr. Gupta was a dog I would remove all fleas and ticks from him.
    If Dr. Gupta was a big pile of poop poop, I would swat all the flies off of him.
    If Dr. Gupta was a carpet, I would clean and vacuum him daily.
    If Dr. Gupta was a coach, I would lovingly sit on him forever.
    If Dr. Gupta was a kitten, I would always pet him and never neuter him.
    If Dr. Gupta was a bird, I would never clip his wings.
    But Dr. Gupta is not all these things...Dr. Gupta is just the most beautiful Doctor in the world.
    Scarlet I just have one question for you, If Dr. Gupta was a piece of wouldn't eat him would ya?...cause if ya did...I'd have to step on you, and SQUASH YOU LIKE A BUG.

    Scarlet Termite: AAAA!

    Sonna: Dr. Gupta is the most awesome man in the world.

    Heidi: Sanjay is like a fine wine (with a vitamin boost), he just gets better with age.

    posted by LaJuan @ 11:53 AM

    Monday, August 01, 2005

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    Heidi: A clone of Sanjay would be really, really welcome in my neck of the woods right now but, it's not going to happen.

    Ann: I agree Heidi...I agree...We need more fine doctors like him.

    Michele: If he is cloned then you must clone me as well!!!

    Scarlet Termite: Dr. Gupta is like Shredded Wheat! He's good and good for you!

    posted by LaJuan @ 1:20 PM

    Sunday, July 31, 2005

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    I bet Dr. Gupta poops roses...If he ever squatted down and crapped on somebody, they'd probably like it, cause he'd just let out a big bouquet of flowers or candy or something...I guess I just don't think his poop stinks...If he passed gas, I'm sure there would be a nice sweet floral pleasant aroma that would just float across the breeze...For his next birthday, I'm going to send him a box of laxatives, just so I can help make the world smell a little better.

    Now really folks just ask healthy is Dr. Gupta for the general public?
    I mean is he like a giant walking, talking general public vitamin that we can all partake of?
    If we divided him into little bits and nibbled on him, would we have strong bones, healthy teeth and better bodies?
    Or could we just suck on his toe or something and our hair would grow faster and nails would get longer.
    What do you think?

    posted by LaJuan @ 2:59 PM

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    Wouldn't it be fun to be Dr. Gupta's dog? He'd pet ya and rub you behind the ears...and he'd take you on walks in the park...Hey I wonder if he gives good tummy rubs?

    I do so love Dr. Gupta...Nothing makes me happier to see his beautiful face on Television...I got radiation lips from kissing the TV screen. I think I have devolved a lip tumor instead of a brain tumor...can Dr. Gupta fix that?

    posted by LaJuan @ 2:50 PM

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    Isn't he cute?...I bet you didn't know that Dr. Gupta has advanced enough medical knowledge and intelligence to turn himself into a healthy human dog. Isn't that amazing...Now all the girls want him to be their pet and they are all dying to give him a tummy rub.

    posted by LaJuan @ 2:23 PM