Unauthorized Talk On Dr. Sanjay Gupta
Thursday, December 29, 2005
WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR CHRISTMAS?
Ann: This year for Christmas I'm carving my ham and mashed potatoes in the shape of God Gupta...I'm going to pour beef gravy on it to give it the right color...I will be eating the sexiest food in the world...
Kandy...What do you want for Christmas?
Kandy: You KNOW me so well Ann. I want a baby with Dr. reef! Love his Zygotes.
Ann: Kandy...I'd take one God Gupta Zygote with whip cream and a cherry on top...Also I have perfected beef gravy and mashed potatoes to be formed in the image of my God Gupta...This Christmas I will eat his image with honor.
Any ways Kandy...I think your Dr. Reef is lovely...Don't think anything anyone says about him is going to change my opinion on that...Of course I still love my God Gupta the mostest...He's the it thing on the world wide web...I hope he bares many zygotes and fertilizes the world with lots of pretty little God Guptas, and I still want to see him in pig tails.
Erin...What do you want for Christmas?
Erin: Anything to do with SpongeBob SquarePants.
Ann: Erin do you want me to send you some new spongebob panties for Christmas?...You can send them to Dr. Gupta when you get tried of them?
Erin: That idea sounds good to me.
Betty: Dr. Gupta will you marry me?
Ann: Betty dear....He's already married and should he ever become single again...I plan on locking him in my basement so no other women can get to him. And I have promised myself I would get a brain tumor before I die just so I can meet my precious God Gupta one day...I would love to let his fingers play with my brain. I want him to tickle my optical nerves and stimulate my pituitary gland. Now I'm sniffing paint and gas just to get it.
(kidding)
posted by LaJuan @ 10:12 AM