Unauthorized Talk On Dr. Sanjay Gupta
Saturday, August 20, 2005
Ann: If I didn't have a clean pair of underwear would you let me borrow yours?...No Wait...Forget I said that.
What I meant to say was...If Dr. Gupta didn't have a clean pair of underwear would you let him borrow yours?
Because I would let him borrow mine...and I hope he likes old lady bloomers...I think Dr. Gupta would look HOT in old lady bloomers.
I wish candy came in Dr. Gupta flavor. Dr. Gupta flavored Candy...Hum...how could we make it? Like Dr. Gupta Gum or Dr. Gupta chocolate bars...or Dr. Gupta Gum drops...or Dr. Gupta cotton Candy?
You know first we would have to boil Dr. Gupta down to get all the flavoring from his body to make this candy...and I don't think he would like that...That might hurt a little...but I would like some Dr. Gupta flavored gum...I just think anything from him would add to my good health...I'm sure my teeth would get stronger if I chewed Dr. Gupta gum.
Scarlet Termite: Dr. Gupta is chutney flavored.
Heidi: Sanjay in old lady bloomers! Thanks for the laugh Ann!
Laura: Sanjay with no bloomers !! yes
Sandi W: Sanjay would you like to wear my ... RED SILK STRING BIKINI PANTIES ? While you are doing the news ? Sanjay I know you love red. And then after you wear them I will pull them off with my teeth. And then...
Ann: Well how about this...we make a soft drink and call it Dr. Gupta...It'll be better and healthier than Dr. Pepper cause we'll put twice as much prune juice in it, and it'll keep everybody regular. We can advertise it as "Drink Dr. Gupta, cause it'll keep your intestines clean."
Dr. Gupta is just so good for you.
Sandi W: Purple silk bikini string panties ...
Heidi: Ladies...oh my...let's hope that no kids are reading this board. Ann...a soft drink with something other than prune juice. I have memories of prune juice as a child and they're not good ones.
Sandi W: Sanjay Do you like canoodling ?
Ann: Sandi W...If Dr. Gupta goes canoodling...He can use my noodle...I have a little one, but it still works.
Sandi W: I want to canoodle with Sanjay.
Ann: You know Sandi...I'm not gonna fight with ya sweetie about who goes canoodling with Sanjay cause I'm not sure what canoodling is...Forgive me for having a uneducated noodle.
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