Unauthorized Talk On Dr. Sanjay Gupta
Thursday, August 10, 2006
HOW TO GET BREAST CANCER FROM A CHICKEN
Julie Henry: Dr. Gupta do you feel as though women have a better chance of getting breast cancer than men do?
Sunshine: I think fish have a better chance.
Connie: I think cats, dogs and snakes have a better chance. Who ever heard of women getting breast cancer? I've never heard of that. It's just not possible.
Sunshine: What about chickens? Can chickens get breast cancer Dr. Gupta? and if so, if we eat'em will we get it too?
Connie: I once knew a chicken who had breast cancer. She said she got it from a pig. Dear Dr. Gupta how can I avoid getting breast cancer from a pig?
Sunshine: You can't Connie, it's a airborne disease. Cancer just spreads right though your nasal passages. If you breathe a lot you'll get cancer, so you should just stop breathing now. Than if you get cancer you'll have to go to Dr. Gupta, cause only Dr. Gupta knows how to cure airborne cancer.
posted by LaJuan @ 8:26 PM
HOW TO BECOME A GUPTA GIRL
Rebecca: Hey everyone! Sunshinelove - i have a quick question - how do i become a Gupta Girl?:P
Sunshinelove: To become a Gupta Girl you must
1. eat dirt and die for Dr. Gupta.
2. just sit on the internet and talk about how cute he is.
3. tell everybody to watch Dr. Gupta and eat right and do healthy stuff or you will kill them.
4. proclaim your love for him and than jump in front of a bus.
If you do all these things than my little grasshopper you will be a honorable Gupta Girl.
Rebecca: all the steps to become a Gupta Girl seem resonable - since he is a man to die for!
posted by LaJuan @ 8:18 PM