Unauthorized Talk On Dr. Sanjay Gupta
Thursday, December 11, 2003
IS HIS TONGUE PINK?
DR. GUPTA WE LOVE YOU
AND THESE BUNNY EARS
ARE FOR YOU HANDSOME
posted by LaJuan @ 8:08 PM
THE LOVE BETWEEN BILL AND SANJAY
DR GUPTA: Oh Bill....I've always loved you.
BILL HEMMER: Sanjay you are the best medical correspondent I have ever had.
DR GUPTA: Bill can I give you a flu shot.
BILL HEMMER: I would love a flu shot from you. I would love anything from you.
DR GUPTA: Bill I love you so much if you needed a kidney I'd give you both of mine.
BILL HEMMER: Sanjay I love you so much I'd give you all my blood in a blood transfusion.
DR GUTPA: Bill you can have my heart, my liver, my kidneys, even my brain if you ever need my organs.
BILL HEMMER: Sanjay gee I don't know what to say.
DR. GUPTA: Say you'll be mine forever.
BILL HEMMER: ok
posted by LaJuan @ 1:41 PM
Wednesday, December 10, 2003
LISTEN TO THE DOCTOR
IF YOU HAD LISTENED TO DR. GUPTA YOU WOULD KNOW HOW TO SCREW IN A LIGHT BULB.
Well maybe not, but you might know what to do when you get electrocuted.
posted by LaJuan @ 10:20 PM
Tuesday, December 09, 2003
DR GUPTA WINS AGAIN
DR. SANJAY GUPTA IS THE WINNER OF THE FAVORITE NEWS MAN CONTEST FOR THE 2ND TIME IN A ROW. ALL GUPTA FANS REJOICE AND SHOUT, "WE LOVE YOU DOCTOR GUPTA."CLICK HERE TO GO SEE DR. GUPTA'S FAVORITE NEWS MAN WEBSITE.
posted by LaJuan @ 7:04 PM
THE SUNSHINE IN THE MORNING
He's my Sunshine in the morning.
He's the medical milk in my morning cereal.
He's the pick me up of the day.
He's the angel of morning medical news.
He's the light of medical life.
Well maybe not, but something kinda like that.
posted by LaJuan @ 6:54 PM