Unauthorized Talk On Dr. Sanjay Gupta
Monday, July 11, 2005
MORE UNAUTHORIZED TALK
Dr. Gupta makes my tail wiggle...
He makes my plasma pump...
Without my daily dose of Dr. Gupta my Lymphoid would go limp...
My Neurons wouldn't fire...
My kidneys wouldn't excrete waste properly and I'm sure I would have some kind of deformity or something.
Now I don't know why the heck I said that...
I'm just from the planet weird...
Does anybody want to join me?
It's a great planet to be on.
But you know Dr. Gupta makes the hair on my back stand up,
And I don't have any hair on my back...So that is pretty darn amazing that he can do that to me Hun?
If Dr. Gupta was a raccoon, I would be a raccoon too.
If Dr. Gupta was a platypus, I would kiss his big o'le beak.
If Dr. Gupta was a turkey, I'd gobble him up.
If Dr. Gupta was a chicken, I'd ruffle his tail feathers.
If Dr. Gupta was a Kangaroo, I'd live in his pouch.
If Dr. Gupta was muskrat...boy I'd be depressed...cause I don't think I would want to be a muskrat, but I'd grow a bushy tail and live in the wilderness with him.
posted by LaJuan @ 10:02 AM